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Technology is fickle, and when mixed with alcohol, communication with the opposite gender is ripe with opportunity to go wrong. Everyone has been there; you've had a little too much to drink and are now looking to fill that empty void in your life with some good old-fashioned, no-strings-attached copulation. But alas, your vision is blurry, your memory is foggy, and you're kicking yourself for not writing down the of that catch at the bar clearly enough.

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By Esra Gurkan For Mailonline. Sometimes, sending a suggestive text - otherwise known as a sext - can spice up your relationship.

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By Esra Gurkan For Mailonline. Sometimes, sending a suggestive text - otherwise known as a sext - can spice up your relationship.

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That is, unless you make a hideously embarrassing sexting blunder and put off the person altogether. It seems that for every X-rated exchange between couples, there are those that feel more clammy than steamy.

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These hilarious sext fails show how easy it is to send an intimate picture or message to a loved one who isn't interested in ing in. Sometimes they even ended up texting the wrong person. From not getting the hint to purposefully avoiding the conversation of sex, these sexting malfunctions might just put you off technology for life.

The first of these sexting fails will make you want to run, hide and never send a sexy selfie again. A man took a topless photo of himself and with no written message attached, sent it to a mobile. He then received a picture of another man pulling up his top and revealing his nipple with the words: 'Wrong. The man quickly realised his mistake and awkwardly replied: 'Yep. My bad'.

Another person received a text from somebody saying 'Tell me something that will make me wet'.

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Somebody else went for the same text to their partner and asked them to 'tell me something that will make me wet. Their respondent went with a different approach and said: 'I'm not wearing any pants. Did it work? They were asked to try again: 'I'm not wearing any pants but I have socks on. One female sent a seductive picture of her on top of her bed crouched over with the words: 'I know you want it.

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She soon realised her mistake and that it had been sent to the wrong and said: 'I'm so sorry my bad. The randomer responded and said 'Seriously?!

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Another person made a similar mistake and sent an explicit picture of themselves only to receive a text saying: 'Ummm who is this? They responded confidently and redeemed themselves by saying: 'Oh sorry, wrong. It seems there is a never ending list of people sexting random s.

This person said 'I am a hairy Russian women. I shave for u? Fortunately, the person didn't reply. Not getting the hint, one partner texted saying 'Hey baby, want to come over tonight? Their partner agreed and asked what the other person had in mind. Trying to be cheeky, they said 'hint: it involves pillows and blankets' and even added in the wink face to seal the deal. The person Sexting picture fails misunderstood them and excitedly replied saying: 'OMG!!!!

One person attempted to play it cool by saying that they had enjoyed their first date. Completely ruining the moment, their date replied with a mass of texts. They said 'I can't wait to see those beautiful big nipples of yours. Realising what they had done, they said 'NO' and 'I'm so sorry I meant dimples, my phone changed it.

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Thinking it wasn't enough of an explanation, they texted again twice and ended it by saying: 'I'm going to jump off a bridge now. Somebody sent a text asking to see a woman's vagina and didn't realise they had gotten the wrong. They received a picture of some ham in bread instead. Somebody asked to be sexted right away and they received: 'Ohhh baguette' instead of 'Babyyyyyy'.

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A fiance texted their other half saying: Send me a pic of young peon. Another failed romantic asked to be taken advantage of and said 'Hope your ready for 15 minutes of hot sex when you get homeless. A poor, sexually frustrated person tried to get somebody to sext them at night. They asked if the person was in bed, which they were, and whether they were naked, which they also were. The person said: 'show me' and then they were told that it was dark, they didn't seem to care. Another 'epic' sexting fail took place when somebody was told that they were loved.

They responded by saying: 'I need to hear u whisper that in my ear. While ur hands assault my body. And ur lips kiss my ECM'.

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Their partner replied sarcastically: 'I would love to get my hands on your Electronic Control Module. Somebody asked for a 'dirty pic' but probably wasn't expecting to receive a picture of a dirty dish. One man took sexting in his stride and decided to have some fun. When asked for a picture, they took one of their face.

When asked for another one of them naked, they responded with a picture naked but from the shoulders up. The person then asked specifically: 'Below the belt! A person asked the seemingly innocent but sext-intended question: 'What would you do if I got you into bed? The person asked if the bed would be comfortable and when told it would be, they said: 'I'd sleep.

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Not comfortable with sending a naked snap of themselves in fear of it being shown to their friends, they surprised their texter with Botticelli's Birth of Venus instead. Cole attempted to flirt when he asked a girl what they were doing in bed, sadly they appeared far more interested in their cereal.

The final failed sext went incredibly badly when a girl tried to ask for a photo of a man's 'winky'. Instead they received a smiling picture of Tinky Winky from the Teletubbies. The views expressed in the contents above are those of our users and do not necessarily reflect the views of MailOnline. Argos AO. Privacy Policy Feedback.

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Are these the most epic sexting fails EVER? Very awkward - but hilarious - attempts at sending dirty messages will leave you cringing Sending suggestive texts to your partner can spice up your relationship It can also make it incredibly awkward if your other half doesn't understand Or it can be even worse if you send a sext to a stranger by accident By Esra Gurkan For Mailonline Published: BST, 20 September Updated: BST, 20 September e-mail shares.

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