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Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years.
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You slut! How many is a Brazilian? Donald Rumsfeld is giving President George W. Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion? There is something wrong.
A blonde and her husband are watching the evening news. The newscaster reports a story on two Brazilian men dying in a skydiving accident.
The wife breaks down and cries. She is obviously distraught. The husband is confused but consoles his wife. I have used the word Brazilian to indicate a quantity before.
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On purpose. And I will do so again before the next sunset. As in she just went to sleep with her newly waxed Brazilian. It makes sense in the way that "gazillion", while not a real is used to mean a huge .
Anything less than a million doesn't end in "illion" so first instinct is that it would be a lot Little kids don't know how many a "bazillion" is, but it sounds big, so they use it. It sounds like a huge like billion or zillion.
A redhead tells her blonde sister, "i slept with a brazilian"
When I was a youngen I would say "bazillion" when referring to exaggeratedly huge s. The "dumb" aspect of the joke comes from the fact that the subject doesn't know that Brazil is a country.
Found the internet! A redhead tells her blonde sister, "I slept with a Brazilian Posted by 9 years ago.
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Love this one, told it many times myself. Only Bush. This is originally a blonde joke from my calculations: A blonde and her husband are watching the evening news.
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